"I'm Dreaming of a VaxBot Christmas"
(To the tune of "White Christmas")
I’m dreaming of a VaxBot Christmas,
Where answers come both calm and clear.
With every question parents send,
VaxBot replies like a helpful friend.
I’m dreaming of a VaxBot Christmas,
Where choices shine like twinkling lights.
Plans well-informed, decisions bright,
A season where we all feel right.
Even though...
The CDC schedule is crazy,
Most pediatricians are lazy.
They rush you through, don’t pause to hear,
But VaxCalc brings the truth so clear.
And VaxCalc for the family’s perfect,
A thoughtful gift for those you love.
For grown-up kids with little ones,
It’s peace of mind you’re proud to give with love.
I’m dreaming of a VaxBot Christmas,
Where families cheer and voices glow.
With every doctor we see,
We have the power to just say noooooo.
